Ha Ha Ha This Game Is Fun My Dad Broke My Leg Again
The post-obit is a transcript for the episode "A Tattler'southward Tale".
Script
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[Episode begins at night with the Loud siblings in Lori and Leni's chamber. Lynn and Lana are having a pillow fight, Luna is bouncing Lily, Luan is braiding Lucy's hair equally she reads an Edgar Allan Poe book, Leni is painting Lori'south toenails, and Lincoln is speaking with Lisa.]
Lincoln: "So then, bam! My remote control plane smashed right into Dad's disco ball, and it broke into a million pieces!"
Lynn: [gasps] "Oh no!" [ducks equally Lana whacks Leni with a pillow, knocking her off the bed.] "The 1 he got from winning the Purple Woods "Trip the light fantastic Your Pants Off" competition?! He's so proud of that thing!"
Lincoln: "I know. If he ever finds out, I'll exist as dead as disco!"
Lori: "Don't worry, you're not the only one hiding something from Dad."
Luna, Lisa, Lynn, Lana and Lily: "Oooooooooh!"
Lori: "I accidentally scratched the automobile with my rhinestone purse!"
[Flashback. Lori is seen driving upward to a parking infinite, and turns the car off. When she opens the door, she accidentally dents the auto next to her. Realizing this, she tries to inch herself away, unknowingly leaving jagged scratches on the side of the van with her purse. End flashback.]
Luna: "Yous call back that's bad? Remember the coma last calendar week?"
[Flashback. Luna sets the book on her speakers to "Super Max" and strums her guitar once, causing a citywide blackout. End flashback.]
Lucy: "I rather enjoy the darkness. Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding clothes for my dark betrothal to Edwin."
[Flashback. Lucy is seen descending the basement stairs wearing Mom's wedding ceremony dress, completely repainted in black. In the basement are a agglomeration of disfigured dolls looking towards Edwin, Lucy'south vampire bust. End flashback.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "What tin I say? We're not angels. Sometimes, we mess upwardly. Simply the bully thing is, if you need to get something off your breast, y'all can always trust your siblings." [a knock at the door is heard] "Well, not all of them."
[Lincoln walks up to the door and opens it, revealing to be Lola. She enters the room.]
Lola: "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
Lisa: "Quantum physics!"
Lynn: "Monster trucks!"
Lori: "Bobby!"
Leni: "Politics!"
Lynn: "Baseball!"
Luan: "Jokes!"
Lana: "Global warming!"
Lola: "You lot're telling secrets again, aren't you? Information technology'south not fair! I never get included!"
Lincoln: "That's because you're a tattle-tale, Lola."
Lola: [scoffs] "I am Non!" [Lincoln and the others look at her with disbelief while a cricket chirps.] "Okay, I'll admit I used to exist a tattle-tale, merely I've changed!" [Everybody nevertheless doesn't believe her as they murmur to each other. Lola growls loudly, tosses her tiara aside in fury, and screams at the top of her lungs.] "MOM!!!!! THEY WON'T Permit ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!!!!!"
[As Lola storms out of the room, Lincoln rapidly shuts the door. Lisa checks her list of secrets.]
Lisa: "Mmm. So where were nosotros?"
Lincoln: "I broke Dad's disco brawl, Luna caused the blackout, Lori scratched the motorcar, and Lucy ruined Mom's hymeneals wearing apparel. Who's adjacent?"
Lana: [raising her manus] "Ooh! Ooh! And so you know how Dad was yelling at Charles for chewing up his boots?" [giggles] "That was me!"
[The siblings brainstorm laughing.]
Luan: [realizes something] "Await a second. Weren't those steel toe?"
[The next day. Lincoln wakes up and sees Lola looking at him with a broad smile. Lincoln yells in stupor.]
Lola: "Morning, Linky!" [pulls out a fancy arrange] "I need a butler for my tea party. You're it."
Lincoln: "Yeah. That's not happening." [he puts his bedsheets back on.]
Lola: "Oh, really?" [she swipes the bedsheets off of Lincoln. He looks upwards.] "I detest for Dad to find out who bankrupt his precious disco ball!"
Lincoln: [gasps loudly, realizing that Lola knows his cloak-and-dagger.] "Who told you about that?!"
[Lola shrugs her shoulders, pretending not to know. Lincoln is seen wearing the arrange Lola provided.]
Lola: "Top me off, Linkington." [Lincoln tips the teacup over.] "I don't hear any tea!"
[Lincoln sighs, and tips the teacup over while making a whooshing sound to brand information technology sound like tea is pouring out.]
[Lawn. Lucy is writing in her verse form volume, and Lola approaches her with her princess car.]
Lola: "Hey, Luce. Want to play "Bulldoze me effectually while I practise my pageant moving ridge"?"
Lucy: "Difficult pass."
Lola: "Okay." [drives around for a little bit.] "Perchance I'll become play "Dress Upwardly" with Mom's wedding gown instead." [Lucy looks up with realization as a crow caws. Lola gasps.] "Oh, await. I can't, because someone ruined it."
Lucy: [gasps loudly, realizing she knows near her secret.] "Who told you that?" [Lola shrugs her shoulders, pretending not to know. She moves into the rider seat as Lucy sits downward on the commuter's seat. Lola motions Lucy to commencement driving.] "Sigh."
[Lucy dons a chauffeur'due south cap, and begins driving as Lola begins waving.]
[Living room. Lori is texting on her phone, Luna is watching TV, and Lynn Sr. is reading a newspaper. Lola enters.]
Lola: "Luna, can I have the centre?"
Luna: "Distressing, lilliputian dudette. I snagged information technology first."
Lola: "Oh, okay. I hope your testify doesn't, yous know, similar, end suddenly. I hear there have been a lot of blackouts lately."
[Lola turns dorsum at Luna with a wicked grin.]
Luna: [realizing Lola knows her secret.] "Who told-"
[Luna stops talking, realizing that her father is right adjacent to her. Luna reluctantly places Lola on the couch as she angrily sits down on the floor.]
Lola: "Lori, tin can I have head scratchies?"
Lori: "No. I demand both hands for texting."
Lola: "Oh, I merely idea y'all wouldn't mind since you've been scratching a lot of things lately." [Lori gasps, realizing Lola knows about her surreptitious. She begrudgingly begins to scratch Lola'southward head.] "Ii hands, please." [Lori looks on with disdain.]
[Lana and Lola'southward room. By now, Lola has forced all of her siblings into doing menial tasks for her. Luna is dressed as a bard playing a mandolin, Lynn is dressed equally a maid painting Lola's toenails, Lana is dressed fancy like Lola, and Lincoln is back to beingness Lola's waiter.]
Luna: [playing the mandolin, irate] "♫ With a moo moo hither, and a moo moo there- ♫"
Lola: [correcting Luna] "Uh... I believe I said he had a grunter."
Luna: [through clenched teeth, more than irate] "♫ With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there... ♫"
Lola: "How's my homework coming, Lis?"
Lisa: [pulling upwards a sail of newspaper that has the letters of the alphabet made up of different shaped pasta noodles.] "I'yard up to the letter "S"."
Lola: "Hmm. Make the macaroni a little crooked. I don't want my teacher getting suspicious." [chuckles. Claps twice] "Jester! How about a joke?"
Luan: [dressed as a jester, unenthusiastically] "Why practice chicken coups just accept two doors? 'Cause if they had iv, they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get information technology?"
Lola: "Yes!" [laughs] "Isn't this fun, everyone?"
[Equally Lola laughs at the fun she's having, her siblings all mumble in frustration, knowing they're not having fun.]
[Lori and Leni's room. The kids are having another meeting.]
Lori: "Well, I call up we all know why nosotros're here. Lola knows our secrets, and she'due south literally torturing usa!"
Lynn: [suspiciously] "Clearly, we've got a rat!"
Leni: [thinking Lynn is referring to a real rat, horrified.] "EW! WHERE?!"
Lisa: [to Leni] "No, Leni. A "rat" is an informal term for a "snitch"." [to everyone else] "So which ane of you low-lifes is it?"
[All the siblings begin to fight, blaming each one of them for being the rat. During their squabble, Lincoln flies out, and lands on something that pierces his butt.]
Lincoln: "Yowch!" [he pulls off the detail from his butt, revealing to be Lola's tiara.] "What the?" [as he examines the tiara, he notices a microphone attached to information technology. He realizes something.] "GUYS, Cease!" [the siblings cease their fighting] "I know who the rat is, and her proper name rhymes with "granola"."
Leni: [lifts a bruised Lisa] "Lisa?"
Lincoln: [facepalms] "No, it'southward Lola! She put a microphone in her tiara, and eavesdropped on our coming together!"
[Flashback to yesterday. Lola growls loudly and tosses her tiara bated in fury.]
Lola: "MOM!!!!! THEY WON'T Permit ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!!!!!"
[As Lola was yelling at her Mom, her tiara landed on the floor. The camera zooms in on the tiara, revealing the microphone. End flashback.]
Lori: "Well, now we know who the rat is. But what practice we practice well-nigh information technology?"
Lana: "Aye, she still has all our secrets!"
Lincoln: [theorizing] "But what if we had ane of hers?"
Lynn: "Fat chance. Lola's a pro. She covers her tracks."
Lincoln: [adamant] "Everyone makes mistakes, even Lola!"
[The next forenoon. Lisa is sorting cereal bits for Lola, the pinkish marshmallows in a bowl marked "Yes" while the regular bits go in some other basin marked "YUCK".]
Lisa: "Just 10 more minutes, and I'll have all your cereals separated for yous, Lola."
Lola: "Oh, good task, Lisa. Don't let whatsoever of that icky bran mix with those yummy marshmallows." [Looks upwardly at Luna playing a double bass.] "Uh, smooth jazz, Luna?" [chuckles] "Nice endeavor. How 'tour a little adult contemporary instead?"
Luna: [acting] "Sure! Annihilation for you, sis!"
[She plays a different line; Lynn is at present painting Lola's toes.]
Lynn: "Most done with the 2d coat! Then onto the tertiary!"
[While Lola closes her eyes, Lynn gives Lincoln the indicate. He sneaks into Lana and Lola'due south room and searches every nook and cranny until he finds a secret note under Lola's mattress.]
Lincoln: "Aha!" [grabs the note] "If you're reading this, you must be snooping. Get out of my room...or else. Signed, Lola."
[He disregards the alarm and crumples upward the note and finds some other note in the wastebasket.]
Lincoln: [reading it] "I said Get OUT OF MY ROOM! Signed, Lola." [growling] "Err!" [sees something on her nightstand] "Lola's diary!" [opens up a page] "Today, I broke Mom'due south most prized possession." [smiles thinking she'south got her] "Just kidding. Only a MORON would write secrets in a diary. Now GET OUT OF MY ROOM! Signed, Lola." [closes diary] "Human being, she's good! [grabs Lola's tiara] What is your secret, Lola Loud?"
Lynn: [from downstairs, feigning concern] "Lola, come up back! Don't you desire me to put more than of that pink crud on your toenails?!"
[Lincoln gasps knowing Lola is coming and hides the bugged tiara in his cap. Lola comes upward to her room and gasps in daze.]
Lola: [angry] "Busted!" [She'due south actually scolding her teddy acquit.] "I said, no sweets before dinner, Mr. Sprinkles!" [shivers] "Brr! It's cold in here."
[She sees her window open up while Lincoln is holding on by the sill and closes it on his fingers. Lincoln falls and screams and lands on a cactus.]
Lincoln: "YOWCH!" [groans] "Where the heck did this cactus come from?" [sees some other note attached to it.] "If you landed here, information technology means you were snooping in my room. Enjoy the pricklies. Signed, Lola." [sighs in defeat]
Mr. Grouse: [noticing the tiara on Lincoln's head] "Dainty tiara, Loud! What are you doing? Preparation for a beauty pageant?"
Lincoln: "No!" [gets an idea] "Actually, yeah!" [runs off]
Mr. Bickering: "Oh. Well, good luck with that!"
[Miss Liza'south Pageant Training Eye; Lincoln is talking with some of Lola's pageant rivals.]
Lincoln: "No one has dirt on Lola Loud?" [Lola'southward competitors scream in fear upon hearing Lola's name and run away.] "Sheesh! What did she practice to these girls?"
Lindsay Sweetwater?: "Psst! Over hither!" [Lincoln turns effectually and sees a pair of eyes sticking out of a closet door. With no one looking, Lincoln approaches the cupboard, and a pair of hands drag him in. The room is pitch black and just the eyes are visible.] "Hey. I'm going to help you. Non because I similar you, just considering I'm tired of always coming in second place to Lola!"
Lincoln: "Wait. Is this Lindsay Sweetwater?"
Lindsay Sweetwater?: "Do y'all desire the dirt or non?"
Lincoln: "Sorry. Go along." [Lindsay whispers a secret to Lincoln, causing him to gasp loudly.] "Holy..."
[Dorsum at the Loud House]
Luan: "...Shamoley!"
[Lincoln has but told all his sisters Lola's secret, leaving them completely flabbergasted.]
Lynn: [off-screen] "Human, that is juicy!" [the sisters look over to Lynn, who is actually referring to the burger she's eating.] "And you lot got some actually good dirt on Lola, likewise."
[The sisters all lower their eyebrows in annoyance, except for Luan, who snaps her fingers at her for telling such a good joke.]
Lincoln: "Yep, and now, it's time to take her downwards!"
[The sisters begin cheering.]
[Lana and Lola'southward room]
Lola: [after hearing the secret most her.] "Holy shamoley!" [all her siblings are surrounding her angrily. She grabs Lincoln by his shirt.] "Who told yous well-nigh that?!"
[Lola looks at her siblings, enervating an answer. They all shrug their shoulders, pretending not to know.]
Lincoln: "If you tell Mom and Dad our secrets, we'll tell them yours! Now if you'll alibi us, those of us who can trust each other are going to become hang out."
[The siblings go out while Lola looks on with thwarting, realizing they got the upper mitt.]
[Lori and Leni'south room. The siblings are back to telling secrets.]
Lisa: "So then, kaboom! Mom and Dad'due south bedspread was burnt to a crisp!"
Luan: [barging into the room with a bowl of popcorn.] "Guys! I but saw Lola marching into Mom and Dad'due south room! I call back she's ratting usa out!"
[The kids brainstorm to chatter nervously.]
Lincoln: "She wouldn't cartel!"
Lori: "If she's taking us down, nosotros're taking her down with us!"
[The siblings all rush downstairs and arroyo their parents' bedchamber. Lola walks out with a depressed expression.]
Rita: "Thank you for telling the truth, sweetie. But y'all know I take to punish yous. You're grounded for a month."
[Rita pats Lola on the head and closes her door. Lola glumly walks away while the others look on dumbfounded.]
Lincoln: "You're grounded? Expect, what's going on?"
Lola: [sighs] "You guys are off the hook. I took the blame for all the stuff you did."
[The siblings gasp in shock.]
Lincoln: "What? Why would you lot do that?!"
Lola: [sighs] "Cause all I really wanted was to exist included in your group."
Lincoln: "Then why'd you lot threaten to tell on us and brand us do all that stuff?"
Lola: "It was the just style I could become yous to hang out with me! Simply so I realized I went virtually information technology the wrong way. Instead of using your secrets against y'all, I should have tried to earn your trust." [heading upstairs] "So from now on, that's what I'm going to work on." [voice breaking] "If anyone needs me, I'll exist up in my room for the next 30 days. Care packages welcome."
[Lola sadly parts off, equally her siblings await on with sadness.]
[In her room, Lola is playing a dirge on a harmonica and is now wearing a denim prison uniform and a pink bandana with her hair at present more than curled. Lincoln knocks on her door and comes in.]
Lincoln: "Hey, Lola, y'all know, we talked information technology over, and decided...you lot're in! You've earned our trust!"
Lola: [gasps happily, rips off her compatible and reveals her normal outfit and starts dancing with joy.] "OH, YES YES YES YES!!!"
[The lodge comes in to talk about their secrets with their new member.]
Lynn: "Aw, so you guys won't believe how bad I messed up the other day!" [her siblings' marvel is piqued] "I was in the living room, practicing my pile driver with Mom's ironing board."
[As Lynn talks most her secret, Lola is and then happy to hear every particular. Soon, the coming together is over and the kids are all wrapping up as they head dorsum to their rooms while Lana goes into the bathroom.]
Lola: "Aw, you guys! That was so fun! Thanks!" [waving adieu] "Everybody go home condom!" [closes the door and starts talking to someone.] "Then, you'll never believe what Lynn did!" [Information technology's revealed that she's whispering Lynn'southward secret to her stuffed animals. To the viewers] "Well, what did y'all await? I'm Lola Loud! It'south not like they'll tell anyone!" [turns to her stuffed animals] "So, anyhow..." [continues to tell them Lynn's clandestine.]
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